Cats and Dates.......

[k***@o2.pl]

20 years necropost, my God

[1***@hcs-students.net]

[Please don't flame me for posting anonymously. One of the women
I am interested in - a potential girlfriend, I hope - follows the
net, and for reasons which will become apparent I don't want to
scare her off.]
I have two cats - Sootikin (Sooti for short) a 2-year old female, and Choad.
Choad (stupid name) is a neutered tom who was dumped on me by my scumbag
ex-roomate (he had been given it by one of the *two* women he was dating
at the time).
I'm not what you would call a real studly type guy (although I
have a lot of women friends), so when I date it's really important
to me. Anyway, Sooti goes into heat something fierce (sometimes
it seems like it's two weeks on, two weeks off). I had a date a
while back, when she was really bad. Yowling, and presenting all
the time - not the most auspicious setting for a date. While
dinner was cooking, I tried to stimulate her vagina with a Q-tip because
I had heard that one can induce ovulation that way. My date
came into the bathroom while I was doing this, and needless to
say I don't think she bought my explanation. The date was a very
icy experience after that.
Choad's problem is that he has really stinky shits (paint peelers).
During my most recent date - I don't know if this was a
jealousy thing - he shit in bathtub. I live in a loft, and the
bathroom is open for ventilation, so in a few seconds we were
gasping for air. Another date ruined, I'm getting desperate.
What should I do. I love my cats, so I don't want to get rid of
them, but I can't go on like this any more. It's my love life,
or them. Please help!!!
Moby (not my real name ;-) Sooti & Choad
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deez nutz

[Peter Lemken]

I have two cats - Sootikin (Sooti for short) a 2-year old female, and Choad.
Choad (stupid name) is a neutered tom who was dumped on me by my scumbag
ex-roomate (he had been given it by one of the *two* women he was dating
at the time).

I have two cats, Sootikin and Choad and Adam is a close friend.

What is it that you fuckwit want to tell us?



Peter Lemken
+43-1

[o***@gmail.com]

: >I have two cats - Sootikin (Sooti for short) a 2-year old female, and Choad.
: >Choad (stupid name) is a neutered tom who was dumped on me by my scumbag
: >ex-roomate (he had been given it by one of the *two* women he was dating
: >at the time).
: >
Why the fuck do people give cats really trendy names like Sootikin? My
cats name is Hamish .. nice Scottish name. I knew someone who called his
cat Fred. Must be fargin yuppies who probably call their children
Ashley, or Brett, or Troy or Chad, or Jason, Mellissa or even *gag* Biff
Fuckwits :)
Scotty
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Wow, you all are really dumb arguing about cats. You say to one another you don't have lives but here you are ranting like little babies about cat names. Seriously, get a fucking life. Lol, what the fuck is a fuckwit? Learn grammar, kid. No one gives a damn about your fucking cats. Shove them up your ass for all I care. Oh, so now you're saying if anything is not Scottish it is crap? Wow. But I do know something which is crap, as a matter of fact, is this whole fucking argument. If you don't know how to spell properly or compose a proper sentence then don't send anything at all. Just, fuck off with your cat names, stevey darling. You won't get anywhere spitting out useless insults from your disgusting mouths.

Yours sincerely,

Someone who actually has a brain.


























Aho.

[Huge]

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Post by o***@gmail.com
Lol, what the fuck is a fuckwit?

Not looked in a mirror lately?

[3 lines snipped]

Post by o***@gmail.com
Someone who actually has a brain.

What, in a jar?

[Bill Palmer]

[nothing worth repeating]

Another Google Monkey responding to an ancient post - that makes you the
fuckwit. 1993! That could be a new record.

[Bea Foroni]

Post by Bill Palmer
Another Google Monkey responding to an ancient post - that makes you the
fuckwit. 1993! That could be a new record.

Why do people do that? Respond to posts years old?

[Huge]

Post by Bea Foroni

Post by Bill Palmer
Another Google Monkey responding to an ancient post - that makes you the
fuckwit. 1993! That could be a new record.

Why do people do that? Respond to posts years old?

Google Groups.

[Jeßus]

Post by Bill Palmer
[nothing worth repeating]
Another Google Monkey responding to an ancient post - that makes you the
fuckwit. 1993! That could be a new record.

I've seen replies to 1991 posts somewhere recently.

[o***@gmail.com]

Post by Bill Palmer
[nothing worth repeating]
Another Google Monkey responding to an ancient post - that makes you the
fuckwit. 1993! That could be a new record.

Hmm, sorry I couldn't just sit back and read this cringe-fest without saying anything. Is that the best response you have? If it was years old you wouldn't bother replying to me and would have forgot about this post. Is the only word you know fuck-wit? Really, that is pathetic. I find it kind of sad how you even bother replying to an argument that never existed.

[Welcome to the Snake Pit]

Post by o***@gmail.com

Post by Bill Palmer
[nothing worth repeating]
Another Google Monkey responding to an ancient post - that makes you the
fuckwit. 1993! That could be a new record.

Hmm, sorry I couldn't just sit back and read this cringe-fest without saying anything. Is that the best response you have? If it was years old you wouldn't bother replying to me and would have forgot about this post. Is the only word you know fuck-wit? Really, that is pathetic. I find it kind of sad how you even bother replying to an argument that never existed.

Fuck quitters in the eye socket with a donkey dick soaked in pickle juice.
Eat whor3 disease and gonorrhea.
Wear a blood soaked coordinated rabbit.

[Helen Bach]

Post by o***@gmail.com

Post by Bill Palmer
[nothing worth repeating]
Another Google Monkey responding to an ancient post - that makes you the
fuckwit. 1993! That could be a new record.

Hmm, sorry I couldn't just sit back and read this cringe-fest without saying anything. Is that the best response you have? If it was years old you wouldn't bother replying to me and would have forgot about this post. Is the only word you know fuck-wit? Really, that is pathetic. I find it kind of sad how you even bother replying to an argument that never existed.

You really are a clueless dumb shit. Fuck off back to Faecebook where
you belong.

[Bill Palmer]

Post by o***@gmail.com

Post by Bill Palmer
[nothing worth repeating]
Another Google Monkey responding to an ancient post - that makes you the
fuckwit. 1993! That could be a new record.

Hmm, sorry I couldn't just sit back and read this cringe-fest without saying anything. Is that the best response you have? If it was years old you wouldn't bother replying to me and would have forgot about this post. Is the only word you know fuck-wit? Really, that is pathetic. I find it kind of sad how you even bother replying to an argument that never existed.

Do you suppose that degenerative bone condition you have has started
affecting what's left of your brain? Or have you always been a
dim-witted, mouth-breathing encephalitic fucktard?

[Welcome to the Snake Pit]

Post by Bill Palmer

Post by o***@gmail.com

Post by Bill Palmer
[nothing worth repeating]
Another Google Monkey responding to an ancient post - that makes you the
fuckwit. 1993! That could be a new record.

Hmm, sorry I couldn't just sit back and read this cringe-fest without saying anything. Is that the best response you have? If it was years old you wouldn't bother replying to me and would have forgot about this post. Is the only word you know fuck-wit? Really, that is pathetic. I find it kind of sad how you even bother replying to an argument that never existed.

Do you suppose that degenerative bone condition you have has started
affecting what's left of your brain? Or have you always been a
dim-witted, mouth-breathing encephalitic fucktard?

Hello, you got Cookie Puss' Number?

itch

[Jeßus]

Post by o***@gmail.com

: >I have two cats - Sootikin (Sooti for short) a 2-year old female, and Choad.
: >Choad (stupid name) is a neutered tom who was dumped on me by my scumbag
: >ex-roomate (he had been given it by one of the *two* women he was dating
: >at the time).
: >
Why the fuck do people give cats really trendy names like Sootikin? My
cats name is Hamish .. nice Scottish name. I knew someone who called his
cat Fred. Must be fargin yuppies who probably call their children
Ashley, or Brett, or Troy or Chad, or Jason, Mellissa or even *gag* Biff

Wow, you all are really dumb arguing about cats. You say to one another you don't have lives but here you are ranting like little babies about cat names. Seriously, get a fucking life. Lol, what the fuck is a fuckwit?

If you have to ask...
And it's a common term, you fuckwit.

Post by o***@gmail.com
Learn grammar, kid.

Look who's talking.

Post by o***@gmail.com
No one gives a damn about your fucking cats. Shove them up your ass for all I care. Oh, so now you're saying if anything is not Scottish it is crap? Wow. But I do know something which is crap, as a matter of fact, is this whole fucking argument. If you don't know how to spell properly or compose a proper sentence then don't send anything at all. Just, fuck off with your cat names, stevey darling. You won't get anywhere spitting out useless insults from your disgusting mouths.
Yours sincerely,
Someone who actually has a brain.

LOL. Yeah. 'Someone with a brain' who uses google groups... your post
looks like it was composed by a monogloid on acid.

[Welcome to the Snake Pit]

[Please don't flame me for posting anonymously. One of the women
I am interested in - a potential girlfriend, I hope - follows the
net, and for reasons which will become apparent I don't want to
scare her off.]

I can't wait. Tell me. Tell me now. Oh, you want to blow chunks through the space of her fingers and create an unparalleled collage?

[o***@gmail.com]

Post by Welcome to the Snake Pit

[Please don't flame me for posting anonymously. One of the women
I am interested in - a potential girlfriend, I hope - follows the
net, and for reasons which will become apparent I don't want to
scare her off.]

I can't wait. Tell me. Tell me now. Oh, you want to blow chunks through the space of her fingers and create an unparalleled collage?

....

[Penelope Crotchsniff III]

Post by Welcome to the Snake Pit

[Please don't flame me for posting anonymously. One of the women
I am interested in - a potential girlfriend, I hope - follows the
net, and for reasons which will become apparent I don't want to
scare her off.]

I can't wait. Tell me. Tell me now. Oh, you want to blow chunks through the space of her fingers and create an unparalleled collage?

....

Your most sensible comment yet, you dumb cunt.

[Welcome to the Snake Pit]

Post by Penelope Crotchsniff III

Post by Welcome to the Snake Pit

[Please don't flame me for posting anonymously. One of the women
I am interested in - a potential girlfriend, I hope - follows the
net, and for reasons which will become apparent I don't want to
scare her off.]

I can't wait. Tell me. Tell me now. Oh, you want to blow chunks through the space of her fingers and create an unparalleled collage?

....

Your most sensible comment yet, you dumb cunt.

YOU HAD TO BE THERE.

[s***@gmail.com]

this place is old

[Nikolai Kingsley]

Post by s***@gmail.com
this place is old

but at least it isn't reddit or faecebook.

[fig plucker]

Post by Nikolai Kingsley

Post by s***@gmail.com
this place is old

but at least it isn't reddit or faecebook.

And for that, it is even more infinitely precious. "Age and guile beat youth,
innocence and a bad haircut every time."

*raises a glass of spittoon leavings in memory of da ka-WEEN*

[m***@gmail.com]

[Please don't flame me for posting anonymously. One of the women
I am interested in - a potential girlfriend, I hope - follows the
net, and for reasons which will become apparent I don't want to
scare her off.]
I have two cats - Sootikin (Sooti for short) a 2-year old female, and Choad.
Choad (stupid name) is a neutered tom who was dumped on me by my scumbag
ex-roomate (he had been given it by one of the *two* women he was dating
at the time).
I'm not what you would call a real studly type guy (although I
have a lot of women friends), so when I date it's really important
to me. Anyway, Sooti goes into heat something fierce (sometimes
it seems like it's two weeks on, two weeks off). I had a date a
while back, when she was really bad. Yowling, and presenting all
the time - not the most auspicious setting for a date. While
dinner was cooking, I tried to stimulate her vagina with a Q-tip because
I had heard that one can induce ovulation that way. My date
came into the bathroom while I was doing this, and needless to
say I don't think she bought my explanation. The date was a very
icy experience after that.
Choad's problem is that he has really stinky shits (paint peelers).
During my most recent date - I don't know if this was a
jealousy thing - he shit in bathtub. I live in a loft, and the
bathroom is open for ventilation, so in a few seconds we were
gasping for air. Another date ruined, I'm getting desperate.
What should I do. I love my cats, so I don't want to get rid of
them, but I can't go on like this any more. It's my love life,
or them. Please help!!!
Moby (not my real name ;-) Sooti & Choad
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Due to the double-blind, any mail replies to this message will be anonymized,
and an anonymous id will be allocated automatically. You have been warned.

Yoooooo, I"m in history of ancient flame war

[g***@gmail.com]

Ah, back before we all figured out what the "pe" in "penet" was actually short for.

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